11 Best Quotes by Frank Zappa

1. “There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it's going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.”
― Frank Zappa


2.  “The United States is a nation of laws, badly written and randomly enforced.”
― Frank Zappa


3.  “The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it's profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will just take down the scenery, they will pull back the curtains, they will move the tables and chairs out of the way and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theater.”
― Frank Zappa


4.  “It's better to have something to remember than anything to regret.”
― Frank Zappa



5.  “There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.”
― Frank Zappa


6.  “Drop out of school before your mind rots from exposure to our mediocre educational system. Forget about the Senior Prom and go to the library and educate yourself if you've got any guts. Some of you like Pep rallies and plastic robots who tell you what to read.”
― Frank Zappa


7.  “A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.”
― Frank Zappa



8.  “A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.”
― Frank Zappa



9.  “It would be easier to pay off the national debt overnight than to neutralize the long-range effects of our national stupidity”
 ― Frank Zappa


10.  “The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it's going to bother you...and then, the worse things get.”
― Frank Zappa



11.  “If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.”
― Frank Zappa