13 Mark Twain Quotes on Life, Politics, and Religion

    1. I have a religion--but you will call it blasphemy. It is that there is a God for the rich man but none for the poor.....Perhaps your religion will sustain you,will feed you--I place no dependence in mine. Our religions are alike, though, in one respect--neither can make a man happy when he is out of luck. –Mark Twain

   2."A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain." –Mark Twain


   3. "Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect." –Mark Twain


   4.  "Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great." –Mark Twain

   5. "The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time." –Mark Twain


 6. "Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option." –Mark Twain

   7.  "There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other savages." –Mark Twain

   8."A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies." –Mark Twain

   9. "Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made you smile. Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." –Mark Twain

  10. "I've had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened." –Mark Twain





  11.  "There's one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he's crooked." –Mark Twain

  12.  "Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned." –Mark Twain

  13.  The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog." –Mark Twain