10 Badass Quotes By Bill Hicks

1. “Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.”
― Bill Hicks


2.  “I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.”
― Bill Hicks


3.  “Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural?”
― Bill Hicks


4.  “Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.”
― Bill Hicks

5.  “It's not a war on drugs, it's a war on personal freedom.”
― Bill Hicks


6.  “It's all about money, not freedom, y'all, okay? Nothing to do with fuckin' freedom. If you think you're free, try going somewhere without fucking money, okay?”
― Bill Hicks


7.  “It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.”
― Bill Hicks


8.  “There are essentially only two drugs that Western civilization tolerates: Caffeine from Monday to Friday to energize you enough to make you a productive member of society, and alcohol from Friday to Monday to keep you too stupid to figure out the prison that you are living in.”
― Bill Hicks


9.  “Listen, the next revolution is gonna be a revolution of ideas.”
― Bill Hicks


10.  “I ascribe to Mark Twain's theory that the last person who should be President is the one who wants it the most. The one who should be picked is the one who should be dragged kicking and screaming into the White House.”
― Bill Hicks